If you are in trouble, then think on something so that it would be fun. If you are sad, then make it happy. If you are so busy, then laugh at yourself. Whatever the situation is, laugh can heal and releasing your tense…so, let LAUGH!!!!.

Guys, just for sharing. I got it from somewhere…take a rest and breath deeply. Time tengahari begini syok jugak kalau dapat gelak-gelak, tapi jangan over gelak, nanti ‘tebik’ posa karang…

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?

Ted: $ 10.

Teacher: You don’t know maths.

Ted: You don’t know my father!

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Mother: Ray, come here.

Ray: Yeap, mum?

Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.

Ray: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.

Mother: I know that. Since I am going to Japan tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.

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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?

Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8.

Father: So?

Son: On tuesday, she said 4+4=8, and on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

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Old lady: Doctor, I’ve got a pain in my left leg.

Doctor (after examining her): It’s caused by old age.

Old lady: Nonsense. My right leg is all right and it’s as old as the left leg.

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Two men were facing each other on the train.

1st man: I know my hearing isn’t that good, but I never thought this would happen. I must have gotten stone deaf. Here you have been talking to me for an hour and I can’t hear a word.

2nd man: I wasn’t speaking. I was only chewing gum.