I got this jokes from one of Malaysian website. Just wanna to share with u guys and enjoy yourself.:)

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From : Mr. Suresh Singh of Tamil Nadu, India
To: Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

  1. There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button. We request you to check this.
  2. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friends clicked ‘run’ he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to ’sit’, so that we can click that by sitting.
  3. One doubt is whether any ‘re-scooter’ is available in system? I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.
  4. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘ find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
  5. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when you will provide that?
  6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘MY Computer’ when you will provide the remaining items?
  7. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
  8. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.
  9. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?
  10. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
  11. Why is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS

Guys, just for sharing. I got it from somewhere…take a rest and breath deeply. Time tengahari begini syok jugak kalau dapat gelak-gelak, tapi jangan over gelak, nanti ‘tebik’ posa karang…

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?

Ted: $ 10.

Teacher: You don’t know maths.

Ted: You don’t know my father!

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Mother: Ray, come here.

Ray: Yeap, mum?

Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.

Ray: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.

Mother: I know that. Since I am going to Japan tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.

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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?

Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8.

Father: So?

Son: On tuesday, she said 4+4=8, and on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

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Old lady: Doctor, I’ve got a pain in my left leg.

Doctor (after examining her): It’s caused by old age.

Old lady: Nonsense. My right leg is all right and it’s as old as the left leg.

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Two men were facing each other on the train.

1st man: I know my hearing isn’t that good, but I never thought this would happen. I must have gotten stone deaf. Here you have been talking to me for an hour and I can’t hear a word.

2nd man: I wasn’t speaking. I was only chewing gum.