Don’t Laugh

Guys, just for sharing. I got it from somewhere…take a rest and breath deeply. Time tengahari begini syok jugak kalau dapat gelak-gelak, tapi jangan over gelak, nanti ‘tebik’ posa karang…

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?

Ted: $ 10.

Teacher: You don’t know maths.

Ted: You don’t know my father!


Mother: Ray, come here.

Ray: Yeap, mum?

Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.

Ray: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.

Mother: I know that. Since I am going to Japan tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.


Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?

Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8.

Father: So?

Son: On tuesday, she said 4+4=8, and on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?


Old lady: Doctor, I’ve got a pain in my left leg.

Doctor (after examining her): It’s caused by old age.

Old lady: Nonsense. My right leg is all right and it’s as old as the left leg.


Two men were facing each other on the train.

1st man: I know my hearing isn’t that good, but I never thought this would happen. I must have gotten stone deaf. Here you have been talking to me for an hour and I can’t hear a word.

2nd man: I wasn’t speaking. I was only chewing gum.

About marahman

I'm proud to be Sarawakian, has a job as a university lecturer and researcher.
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2 Responses to Don’t Laugh

  1. Watashi Azaruuu says:

    OK gak…..membuatkan aku tersenyum simpul…nak ketawa posa…..sampai wife aku pun confuse tengok aku…..nasib baik dia memahami…..

    ARM’s Re: Kim salam kat wife ko sekali..salam puasa dan maaf zahir batin.

  2. zampeada says:

    isk lukisan sapa tuh? hehehe… ko punyer lukisan eh man? wah2… ala2 leonardo da vinci ja hasilnya?

    ARM’s Re: Kekekekeek..aku melukis????geli hati aku….kalau ko suruh aku lukis gambar monalisa…entah apa finding nya nanti erk….entah-entah muka ‘antu jerangkangkung’….

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