Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $ 10.
Teacher: You don’t know maths.
Ted: You don’t know my father!
Mother: Ray, come here.
Ray: Yeap, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
Ray: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. Since I am going to Japan tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8.
Son: On tuesday, she said 4+4=8, and on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
Old lady: Doctor, I’ve got a pain in my left leg.
Doctor (after examining her): It’s caused by old age.
Old lady: Nonsense. My right leg is all right and it’s as old as the left leg.
Two men were facing each other on the train.
1st man: I know my hearing isn’t that good, but I never thought this would happen. I must have gotten stone deaf. Here you have been talking to me for an hour and I can’t hear a word.
2nd man: I wasn’t speaking. I was only chewing gum.